coffee break…

October 10, 2007

I hate coffee! I will hate coffee! I started guzzling coffee when I was in first year high school and now, I cant get rid of it. And do you have any idea why I hate it? It is because it doesn’t keep me awake! Even if I pour one or two spoonful of its coarse granules, my eyelids still felt like one or two kilograms heavier than a sack of rice. I felt like coffee is adding weight to my eyeballs and makes me feel like a zombie. I want my coffee black, but I always feel like I’m in my bed floating with all the feathers tickling me. It feels like dreaming about the wonderland, death, sex and all other sweet dreams (keeping it dry, though 😀 ).

I don’t care if people from Ethiopia would hate me from loathing their one and only bean. Well, I’ll tell them that they’re not sleepy when they discovered coffee. And that, they’re not used to its bitter taste. And that, they were just surprised when they first touched their tongue to that bean. And that, it’s not really working as stimulant. And that, it doesn’t open my eyes like that of The Grudge’s. Well, for once, it did. I’m sorry.

I once love coffee, but now nah-ah! Promise, from now on, I will never drink coffee. Just once! Or, I’ll have coke. It’s sparkling effect on my stummy will keep me awake, I think. Oh gawd, I need caffeine very badly. Else, you’d hear a spindly human being snore like a piggy bank. Do piggy banks snore? Waaahh! See what coffee did to me? It is giving me hallucinations and all the four-times-heart-pumping imaginations. Even from a single beep from my phone, I freak out. Really! It feels like the Ethiopian ghosts who discovered coffee wants to have me tormented or something. Now, that will surely keep my eyes open. Maybe, that’s how coffee really works – keeping you awake by making you nervous to tips of your heart every nanosecond. Well, I’d say that works for me.

I’ll drink coffee and in a day or two, I’ll be in a mental ward.


4 Responses to “coffee break…”

  1. they find that you become completely tolerant of your current level of caffeine after 10 days. They did this clinical study with 100 mg (1 cup of coffee equivalent) pills of caffeine and placebos and found that the two groups of people on 9 pills of each did the exact same on mental tests and stuff. 9 cups of coffee did absolutely nothing to people after 10 days. Crazy!

  2. Brynn said

    Coffee makes me sick. I never even drank enough for it to keep me awake. Plus you get to a certain point, where, coffee does not do anything when you are THAT tired. I like tea and hot chocolate, but coffee is tasteless and bitter. If you hate coffee, embrace it. The best thing you can be is a coffee antagonist (emphasis on the “an”.) Coffee may be important to everybody else, but it does not have to be important to you. There are lots of people that say that they NEED coffee. If you like it that is fine, but don’t say that your entire day depends on it, and that even if you don’t like it, you have to have it. There are lots of drinks that you can drink that have caffeine. To end this, you don’t have to depend on coffee to keep your day afloat.

  3. Brynn said

    If you want to comment on my comments, feel free to.

  4. @brynn

    Thanks for dropping by.. And, thanks for the concern.. don’t worry, I am refraining myself from drinking coffee.. Chocolate is my alternative now.. 😆

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