Are You Heart-Broken?

They said I just had my heart broken. Really? Well, Wikipedia defines a broken heart (or heartbreak) as a common metaphor used to describe the intense emotional pain one feels after losing a loved one, through death, divorce, or other means as in breaking up with someone or having your partner move away. (I was actually surprised Wiki has this.) Seriously, my heart’s perfectly fine. It’s still beating and it’s still whole. Well, how can you tell if someone’s having some aortic tears?

Here are the symptoms if someone has a broken heart (blah..blah..).

1. A perceived tightness of the chest, similar to an anxiety attack.Nah! Slight. Maybe, this isn’t a broken heart after all. Maybe, this is myocardial infarction or myocardial ischemia. Hmmm.

2. Stomach ache and/or loss of appetite. Don’t I eat much as I usually do? A plateful rice. Maybe, I’m losing my appetite. What do you think?

3. Partial or complete insomnia. I have had insomnia since high school. So, this wouldn’t count. I actually wake up at 3 or 4 in the morning. And couldn’t sleep again. That’s just annoying.

4. Anger. Have I been angry lately? I think not. Everyone can always see some smiles surfacing on my face. And I had never raised my voice.

5. Shock. I am not shocked. Not in a state of comatose. Never. Nay. Not at all.

5. Nostalgia. Oh, how creepy. I don’t have a problem dealing with the past. But that doesn’t mean I’m nostalgic. Who doesn’t want to recall some happy thoughts, anyway?

6. Apathy (loss of interest). No, I’m very much interested with everything. Blah-blah!

7. Feelings of loneliness, hopelessness, and despair. I am feeling nothing but happiness. I am very happy and shiny!

8. Medical or psychological illness (e.g. depression).Am I depressed? No. A big NO! Maybe I’m having psychological illness but not depressed.

9. Suicidal thoughts (in extreme cases). Oh well, I haven’t thought of hanging myself on a shower rod, yet. And I haven’t thought of jumping off from our office floor.

10. Nausea.Did I say I feel like puking? Hmm, I’m faking it. Haha!

11. Fatigue. I ain’t tired. I am so enthusiastic and zealous. Whatever! Really, I don’t feel like sleeping all the time.

12. The thousand-yard stare. That definitely isn’t possible. I don’t have a powerful vision to see through walls.

13. Constant or Frequent crying. I don’t cry. Ask my friends.

14. A feeling of complete emptiness. My stomach’s empty. I’m hungry for sure.

15. Feelings of being sad. I already told you, I’m very much fine.

16. Denial. Maybe, I am [in denial] after all.

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And I am seriously not talking.

Googling Google?

Got this from Kendi[again.] Yeah, I’m a copycat! Well, you can copy this as well. It’s quite fun, actually. Oh well, the instructions are simple. Pull up a browser, and Google these! Voila!

1.) Type in “[your name] needs” in Google search:
-  Rex needs a Vacation, too. (Who doesn’t? duh! i want be out, enjoying the beach!) 

2.) Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
– Rex looks like he spat his dummy out. (wahaha! what am i? a baby? how cute. )

3.) Type in “[your name] likes” in Google search:
– Rex likes to kick puppies and kittens. (Nah! I so love puppies. But kittens? well, that can be quite possible. hehe. )

4.) Type in “[your name] says” in Google search:
– Rex says that he’s different from everyone else. (Well, everyone is unique; just like everybody else. haha! )

5.) Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:
–  Rex wants his bed back or else Rex wants to kill. (I am sleep-deprived, so give me my pillow back! Don’t bother waking me if still want to breathe!)

6.) Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
– Rex DOES NOT always talk about his restaurants. (because I DON”T freakin’ have a restaurant.)

7.) Type in “[your name] hates” Google search:
– Rex hates a smart ass.  (Uh, I so hate the know-it-alls! Argghh! Not that I’m envious, but they just give me the creeps.)

8.) Type in “[your name] goes” Google search:
– Rex goes on trial. (Ahmm, lemme guess: murder? no, multiple murder! hahah!)

9.) Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
– Rex loves the rain. (Definitely! Let the rain fall down and wake my dreams. Let it wash away my sanity.)

10.) Type in “[your name] is” in Google search:
– Rex is talking to himself again. (how the hell did you know? )